The SarahThe noble Chuck Norrisists once avoided an area they merely call, “Greene Uniit” because they fear an evil, hideous being that inhabited an area of it known as “G115" so much.The Sarah
Little is known about this creature, just that it caused, directly, the war in Iraq. It also caused the genocide in Darfur through the purchase of over eight hundred thousand billion tons of purple lipstick every day, as well as a similar amount of non-matching lip liner.
An ancient textual document from the ancestors of the modern Chuck Norrisists reads, “... The leathery skin of The Sarah
the battle of Stonervillethere was once a town known as Stonerville, this town had long been a place of peace, love, and a strange lack of STDs. This is because this town once possessed a barrier against any skankian force. This town had long prospered on its own without the intervention of any of the deities or skanks. This is the place where smoking a plant called Marijuana became popular. Nobody, however, smoked tobacco.the battle of Stonerville
After many years of the town’s peace and strange prosperity the skank barrier began to malfunction. The inhabitants of this town didn’t know what to do when a skank first appeared within the walls of the city. It is almost
Sarha Emerson, back storySarha Emerson the back storySarha Emerson, back story
many people only know Sarha Emerson as an evil skank with orange leather skin who enjoys eating people. But the truth is, she wasn’t always a skank.
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The reason for this is that she didn’t always exist. In 800000 BC there was a massive esplosion, the Strawberry Jell-O resulting was filled with skank, an evil substance. From this esplosion Sarha Emerson appeared.
Back then she wasn’t the disgusting, vile being we all know (or should kn
DMIn the land of the noble Chuck Norrisists, there exists a deity so powerful and mysterious, that we know very little about him/her. In fact, there may be multiple deities of the same name.DM
If you exist, then likely you are under the power of this being.
Basic questions to determine are: Have you ever heard a narration of your own life? Do strange things occur while you are existing? Has anything ever happened to you?
If you answered yes to any of those questions, you are either influenced by this deity or schizophrenic, possibly both.
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i know i'm sane. see, i'm sane enough to know i'm crazy, so i'm not completely crazy, but when i say i'm NOT crazy, then i'll have gone crazy, because i'll no longer be sane enough to know i'm going crazy.
i am better than normal! i am abnormal!
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